Off The Cuff – MLB – 4/7/17

What up, what’s good, what’s poppin’ Dfs/Season longers?
It’s your man Zito, back at it, like a crack addict, ready to help your, “grow a stack habit”. LOL
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With all that being said, let’s break this slate down like only the Off The Cuff Guru can!

I can hear ya’ll now … FUCK MLB!!!!
The numbers say this, the numbers say that.
Well, your Mom’s/Dad’s said to have safe sex your whole life…
But you have 10 brother’s and sister’s, DON’T YA?!?!?
Fuck outta here with the numbers!
Let’s talk facts.

It’s too got damn early in the season for certain numbers. There’s waaay too short of a sample list to calculate. Ya’ll still going off of last years numbers. What if a player now sacrifices 6 goats before a game to help his swing?

What if he gets head from your favorite aunt twice after breakfast to relax him, so he has better spin on the ball? Or, what if he smokes a half pound of moon rocks to calm him down because he NOW murders 2 hobo’s in a boxcar 3 towns over to help his take off speed to steal 2nd base faster…

YOU NEVER KNOW!!!!

So take it easy…keep it loose man. At this point you have to look at wtf they are doing now.

NATIONALS vs PHILLIES

For fucks sake people use logic…The Nats have one the best batting lineups in the league.

They’re going against a sorry ass Phillies squad with no pitching in my opinion.
GIVE ME ALLLLLL THE EXPOSURE IN THE WORLD TO THIS GAME.
Stack the core 4, or for lower ownership, go for the lower half of the lineup.

RED SOX vs TIGERS
DON’T BE DUMB!!! STACK THE SOX. FULMER IS ASSSSSS!!
Plenty of run support will be there, plus the Tigers have 0 answers for our Knuckleballer!
Roster Super Nintendo (Benintendi), Betts and X or Hanley.

DODGERS vs ROCKIES
WELCOME TO THE CHALKIEST CHALK FEST!!
Buuuuuuuuuuut do yourself a favor and just have 1 line where you reverse stack this whole fucking game!!
FIND THE VALUE!!!
Just make sure you roster Joc!!

Simple people. Stop complicating this thing called DFS. Have fun!!
That’s it for me people. Do me a favor and take some shit down!
When you do, make sure you shout us out @FanForecast x @KingZito973 and with the hashtag #FanForecastOTC
Peace!!!

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