Off The Cuff – Week 9

I’mmmmmmmmmm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!

What’s going on DFS/Season Longers? How’d your squads do?!?

I have one question…HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS?!?!?!? DEAL WITH IT!!! LOL

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 Let’s talk some football shall we?!?!?

Obvious Plays

Ryan/Jones/Sanu/Freeman vs Bucs D

This really sells itself people. Matty ice has been on fire, as well as Julio. Targeting and picking on this sub par secondary is golden. If you really want to get funky, you can get some  reverse exposure with this game too with, Winston/Evans. As of now Quiz is questionable, look elsewhere for some value.

Brees/Snead/Cooks/Fleener v 49ers D

Congrats Fleener…YOU JUST MADE THE LIST LOL.Swiss cheese baby…Swiss fucking cheese should be the name of the 9ers secondary. Brees will have himself a day. Me personally, I prefer Snead over Cooks. I think he’ll be low owned nd will catch 2 TDs with a big amount of yards attached to it. QUOTE ME ON THAT SHIT BWOY!

Cam/Benjamin/Olsen/Stewart/Funchess vs Rams D

This should be a got damn mauling! Panthers look to be getting their swag back, and should tear the Rams a new asshole. THE SNEAKY play here, however … is the reverse stack of Keenum/Austin/Gurley . We all know you can pass on the Panthers, so that sells itself people.Last time I advised you to play Austin, he had a good day…DO IT!

Zito’s Picks

BLAKE “GARBAGE TIME” BORTLES IS IN AN AWESOME SPOT YET AGAIN!

TO ROSTER OR NOT TO ROSTER?

I AM!

Brotles/Robinson/Hurns

If I could suggest JUST Bortles I would. Buuuuuut…I have a gut feeling about this game. Call it, THE AWAKENING. Robinson has been one big bag of steamy camel shit, Hurns has been ASS-tastic. But…I think THIS is the game they wake up.

Prescott/Elliot/Bryant/Beasley vs Browns D

Do I really need to tell you how this is going to go??? I DO!

Ladies and gents of the Fantasy Community…

WE HAVE SHOOTOUT POTENTIAL!!

Why?

Because we, the Dallas Cowboys absolutely fucking suck against the pass!

McCown is a good QB…See what he did week 8?  I rest my case! So, you can get some reverse exposure as well with McCown/Pryor/Coleman/Barnidge .

Defense Spotlight

Denver

Buffalo

Tennessee

That does it for me folks. Happy hunting Week 9!!

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